Monday, January 17, 2005

Police & Thieves

17.12 On Time
TheYoungerBoy revealed he'd been stopped by the police the other day.

He was rushing home during lunch hour when he'd been called over & asked if they could "have a word" (quite politely but, really, what are you going to say? "No, sorry officer, it's not terribly convenient at the moment?"). They quizzed him about where he was going & where he'd come from. They asked him if he worked in Boots, but didn't bother to check it out when he said he did.
They sent him on his way apparently adequately satisfied that he could explain his suspicious behaviour.

The bemusing reason they gave for stopping him in the first place?

It seems he was "walking too quickly" out of Boots.

Jaw-Dropping Caller Quote of the Day: "I couldn't take another 12 inches in the bedroom"

Wrong For You - Astrid
Ask - The Smiths
One Angry Dwarf & 200 Solemn Faces - Ben Folds Five
Estrella - Cinerama
Music When The Lights Go Out - The Libertines
I Want To Be The Boy - The White Stripes
Someone To Break The Spell - E
Mrs Robinson - Simon & Garfunkel
Bridge - Loudon Wainwright III
Blinded By The Light - Bruce Springsteen

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