Wednesday, September 21, 2005
We Are Not Scaremongering, This Is Really Happening
ThesaurusBoy is having a hard time.
Seems like every call he takes at the minute ends in rudeness, tears or abuse.
That is, if it ends at all.
Mostly, it just goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on ... until I’m at the point where I can bear it no longer and I reach over, and snatch the headset from him, and shout into the nasty foam thingy: “He’s spent the last twenty-five minutes telling you, in fifteen different ways, exactly what you need to do, how stupid are you? JUST FUCK OFF AND DO IT!”
Unfortunately, that is only in my dreams.
In reality, the call is still going on, and on etc...until he reaches the point where he can bear it no longer, and caves in, and agrees to whatever it is they have spent the last thirty-five minutes trying to manipulate him into doing, because: “It’s easier”.
Thirty-five minutes ago it might have been easier, now it's capitulation.
The ‘It’s Lunchtime, Block It All Out’ Playlist:
George Washington – Hope Of The States
Pounding – Doves
Second Coming – Elbow
How To Disappear Completely – Radiohead
Butterflies & Hurricanes – Muse
Me Ves Y Sufres – Hope Of The States
Idioteque – Radiohead
Plug In Baby - Muse