Thursday, October 06, 2005
A man bought a pair of swimming trunks.
He went swimming five days a week for six months.
The swimming trunks faded.
He's not getting his money back.
He wants it to be on "Crimewatch".
I know this because I overheard Lovely saying, in soothing, measured tones: "Well, I'm sure it would make a fantastic story, but I think they're really more interested in murder and so on."
He's going to write to "Watchdog" instead. They'll love it.
The Optimist - Turin Brakes
Wonder If The Snow Will Settle - Clearlake
Losing Streak - Eels
Comedienne - Cinerama
The World Is Saved - Stina Nordenstam
Ready Lets Go - Boards Of Canada
We're All Light - XTC
Winter - Teenage Fanclub
No Name #1 - Elliott Smith