Friday, October 05, 2007
"All I've found is, it gets colder further north you go"
When things look up they really look up.
A man rings to report the testicles of a bull which are not as described.
They have been promoted as 27cm in girth however, after purchase and upon closer inspection, turn out to be no more than 22cm.
This is serious.
It seems that this is a case in which size very much matters.
There is some speculation over whether the fact that the bull has been transplanted from the mild Fylde coast to the less clement Orkney Isles could have any bearing.
Further North - Johnathan Rice